Since I’ve been writing about myths, an interview with the Easter Bunny seemed appropriate. So what would you ask the Easter Bunny?

Reporter: So what is your exciting announcement about expanding your operations?

Easter Bunny: I have decided to increase my market share by delivering candy on other holidays. Halloween doesn’t really have a mascot. That market is ripe for taking over.

Reporter: The Halloween Bunny?

Easter Bunny: I was thinking more like the Halloween Hare.

Please share your ideas in the comments below. Have fun!