
Interviewer: Mr. Groundhog, do you enjoy your celebrity status?
Groundhog: It has its highs and lows.
Interviewer: What are the highs?’
Groundhog: Well, one day a year, I know that I am safe from all attacks. Not many rodents can say that.
Interviewer: And the lows?
Groundhog: The other 364 days.
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